30th January 2009
In recent days, it has become clear to me that twitter users have no taste. No taste at all. And how do I know this, you ask? Twit or Fit is how I know. How, I ask you, my fair readers, can anyone with an ounce of taste rank me at a miserly 4.5 out of 10? Yes, you read correctly. Four point bastard five. Here’s the proof: 
As if that’s not enough of an insult. The Twit or Fit folks seem to think I’ll be proud of my apparent unattractiveness – offering me a HTML badge declaring my score to blog readers! Well, yes please, Twit or Fit. Can you also chuck in a badge that reads ’single for a reason’? Or maybe, ‘great face for radio’? Hell, why not an all-singing-all-dancing HTML badge that declares: ‘will die alone’?
Tweeters – I deplore you. Find some taste from somewhere. I’m clearly at least a 5.
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